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thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

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me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point
Benstara dances

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okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

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jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe