spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

buonfresco:

19th & 20th century tiaras

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

(Source: dickgumshoeofficial)

empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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silenthill:

when he tells you that love is just a shout into the void and that oblivion is inevitable but he’s in love with you

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shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

juliajm15:

This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O

I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(Source: thefrogman)

furbearingbrick:

beanie-weenies:

furbearingbrick:

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*

furbearingbrick:

beanie-weenies:

furbearingbrick:

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*