r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
I’m technically an adult and they still scare me
girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?
me: *thinks about the electricity bill*
me: in the dark ;)
102 chicken nuggets
why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hellGetting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets
but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS
this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.
I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
- Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
- Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
- The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
- Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now…
im kind of concerned im at my happiest when im alone in my room on the internet but hey what can you do