(Source: stilesscotts)

theyingyangway:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

I’m technically an adult and they still scare me

(Source: emmaswaaan)

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora)

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(Source: boys-and-suicide)

shaunofthebread:

If only more people thought like this.

shaunofthebread:

If only more people thought like this.

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(Source: meladoodle)

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

bonewagon:

  • Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
  • Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
  • The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
  • Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now…

The story behind the 4th of July

Britain: *makes taxes for colonies*
Colonists:
Colonists:
Colonists: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

beyoncebeytwice:

im kind of concerned im at my happiest when im alone in my room on the internet but hey what can you do

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

(Source: deforming)

dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"